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" I just wanna eat in January " OMFG bruhππππ
Never go anywhere expensive with a girl who you havenβt seen react to you being abnormal
I like how this just 1 dad joke for "boom whatcha say"
Solid joke!!!!
I'd think it was hilarious if I wasn't so worried about it happening to me!
The moment you sit down at a restaurant and that juice hits your mouth you know youβre cooked
Why does your hair look that way?
Mmmm, whatcha say? π
Literal " my steak is too juicy" situation
Worth what is under rated π
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this guy is hilarious
I have legit never heard of Jason Deluro
No second date lol
Any bartender that says* drinks are on me* and they didn't make a mistake.Just basically didn't ring them in lol been there
It was like 10 minutes to get here ππ
Mmm whatya say was actually imogen heap originally
Jason Derulo did not make that. He stole from Imogen Heap because he fits the stereotype.
bros funny af
What a great joke
This dude hilarious
I have no idea who Jason Derulu is πͺ
When his girl said the tip needed to be $80 that was a sign to say no bc why? lol
Wa wa wa wa what did you say??
Now this is comedy, lol.
That song isn't even his it's "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap
Thatβs actually really really good
That sounds like a girl whoβs on her way out and is thinking βhow much can I get before heβs goneβ and starts tryna spread the wealth
my steak is too juicy and my wallet is too empty
i would ask jason derulo to pay icl
Jason Derulo being known for "hmmm whatchu say" instead of Imogen heap is the real crime here IDC
That was a beutiful full well thought out joke love to see it π€ππΎ
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I need to know how much the bill was.
He got me really invested in the story but the end wasn't satisfying enough
He like this is Wagyu bro ainβt no way.
this is actually real good e
I love this π
Sooo did he buy the meal?
Broke boy energy by that friend. Drizzle Drizzle
This had me cackling
Iβm just pissed I watched this entire video for no payout. π€¦π»ββοΈ
How much are the drinks???
That's Imogen heaps song
hilarious!
theyre melting in my mouth oh no XD
Hahahaha awesome dude
π loved it
This is so good
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God one time I went on a date with a girl I really liked and I wasnt (still aren't) like well off. So yeah as normal I paid for everything. Had a really good night. Then idk why but when we were discussing going out again, I was like give me a week, let me do some good overtime and I could take you somewhere really nice.<br><br>Then I got dumped next day because she's like "To be dating me, you need to already have the money to take me out". <br><br><br>Ngl been single ever since. I'm like π€· she kinda right.
That song chorus is actually Imogen Heap. People should listen to the OG song. Itβs much better than Jason Deruloβs essentially AI slop cover.
Subtle thief.
Jason derulo ruined imogen heapβs song
Funniest Asian I ever seen lol π
Also if you go to Texas to do a show let me know, I have 17 family members in that state and a lot of my Air Force buddies live there as well. One love β€
The execution was amazing πππ
This is such a good joke lmao
If your girl knows the bartender its over
You were her side bro I hate to break it to you
Great storytelling
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This is so well written!! And Iβm a vegan π
Heard this joke like 5 plus times. Story is juicy like them steaks lol but this is the first time i realized they tipped him $80 just to get free drinks πππ
This was hilarious
lol π
I'm still waiting to laugh...is it a joke or just a funny conversation
This is a great bit. Super well written
Great story set bro!
And the trumpets they go
Donβt any of his songs? Lmao, I just learned he made songsππ First time hearing his name in my life.
If see ANY celebrity at the restaurant I'm at broke af with a girl that lied about covering how expensive it is? Yeah that's got me, dine AND dash written ALL over itπ
Nice joke.
Now imagine how "funny" this would be if it was told from the girl's perspective. Sorry I've been watching a lot of women's standup comedy and can't help but notice how tired it is in comparison
So funny! Mfer said drinks on me πππ
This man killed this setππππππ
I really like the use of random objects, and that was a very cute Hello Kitty bracelet.
That's not even Jason's song he sampled it from Imogen Heap
He got ur girl
Oh he funny funny π
I look over and sheβs streaming boom what you say π
Ray always has super well written material, fkn hilarious
... I mean if you drank enough, the steaks were way cheaper then the cocktails and wine
Really want to know what those stakes costπ
I've never related moreπ
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How Fat sounds like an Asian name
Imogen Heap
Jason is rich as fuck my guyβ¦
Your funny
Funny as hell man!
Idk who this is , and why has my algo been holding back . This guys timing is impeccable, and his delivery is on point.
So how much were the steaks!?
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Basically $80 for free drinks <br>That girl is useless
"no, tonight you're the boyfriend'
I canβt stand comedy but this was so funny π
I hate this. You know how hard the cooks are working the back and how little they make?!
"My steak is too juicy" became reality
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