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"Vote for the Asians when you get the chance. We'll work while you're eating." As campaign slogans go, it's not half bad. Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys …
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We NEVER "shut down" in our county! The evil left doesn't (WILL NOT) dictate how I live my life.<br>EVER
I really like what he said. I'm on board hiring an Asian president. Just to see logic 🖖at work. Very curious 🤨
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No “Shutdown” with Asians…😂😂😂😂😂👍✌️👌🙏🏼😜😜😜😜😁😁😁😁
Just with no communism …
Ronny! For president!!! 😂❤❤❤❤
Shoulda listened
As a korean, I agree. <br><br>New York reportedly spends around $34,000 a year per public-school student. If Korea spent that much, people would expect kids to be doing handstands on galloping horses while shooting arrows backward, playing instruments at a soloist level, excelling at sports, and nearly acing the SAT. If the results were mediocre, people would lose their minds.<br><br>The same goes for public services. Korean subways are generally clean, climate-controlled, and easy to navigate. I wouldn’t be surprised if New York actually spends more on its subway system.<br><br>Waiting two hours at a government office also sounds insane to me. In Korea, most official documents are available online, and even when I visit an office, I rarely wait more than twenty minutes. Roadwork can start one week and be finished the next.<br><br>That’s what I don’t understand about the whole thing. You spend more money, the process is more frustrating, everything takes longer, and the end result is worse. At every single stage, you’re paying more and getting less. How does that not make people furious?
Great routine!!! Go Ronny!!! "We don't shut down for ANYTHING!"
Not even remotely true. China is a commie shit hole and Japan is run by incompetent children. Every other Asian country I've seen, they literally scream and get into fist fights during their meetings.
There is no shutdown without the Chinese covid
Affordable<br><br>Delicious <br><br>and open 😂
I'm just here to break the chain of fools who have no clue they are watching comedy and commenting their personal opinions on irrelevant facts.
I brake for Goth girls.
We didn't take days off...that is why certain employers are willing to hire them while the Anglos just won't give us a chance.
Why do I feel like the people who are cheering the loudest would be the first to vote against logic…
If Asian governments and administrations are so industrious and efficient, why are so many Asian countries still poor and why are the more well-off nations, other than a few exceptions like Japan and Taiwan, totalitarian dictatorships?
Yeah yeah fun police. Now take a look at Japan and China governments. They're in massive debt right now, arguably worse than the US.
Sadly, Trump has a few Asians working for him....and they are not better. Steven Cheung. We have a local Congresswoman....lies with the best of them.
welcome to Malaysia when public holiday just another day of work =]... for some
Having an Asian president opens paths to idiot Asians driving more reckless deport
Then go back to your fxcking place of origin stop tryna take USA u Asian bastards
Ronny chieng for president
He did the Vulcan hand thing wrong. Never gonna vote for an Asian because of that.
That true we work
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Lol get ready for the 7 day work week
as much as I wish it's true, as a Chinese, it doens't work that way. Power and money changes people, no matter the race.
We had the option for Andrew Yang but the democratic established rigged everything for their poster boy Biden. Even though during the trail Yang outraised and out polled everyone except Bernie and Joe. But I watched every left-wing media network do everything they could to make Yang as unnoticeable as possible. It's precisely what caused me to stop being a democrat in 2016, especially after they DNC coerced social media companies to ban or silence people who spoke against them and their narratives. (Which has finally been proven in a senate hearing). I dont even like Trump, but what they did was still a violation of our constitutional rights and I grew up with the understanding that anyone who is even willing to bend the rules for selfish gain even a little bit, is capable to going further or setting the example for others to do it too. Our country severally lacks integrity.
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Nope, its latino turn...Marco Rubio in other words
Australians would mass suicide if we had an Asian Prime Minister lol
He ain't lying. I was in a The Great Hanshin Earthquake in Japan in 1995 . I got out of my place and found my friends, but there were literally people getting in their cars and heading for work. Presumably until they found out the expressway had already collapsed. And I'm not convinced they didn't make it in anyway.
One of my favorite comedians!!
Yes, harness the power of Asians.
i could have predicted these stereotyped jokes from the title alone. oh wait, i did.
vert funny!
"We'll work while you're eating" is the campaign slogan Americans will get behind. 😂
😂😂😂😂 <br><br>You are hilariously accurate.
That's why you won't see it. They don't really want things to work better for the working class.
Pure Truth, never said before
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Confucius did this thousands of years ago it 🤣
It’s a Jewish tradition to go to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day…
Speaking of efficiency, I once timed my McDonald order in Hong Kong, it only took them 48 seconds
I'm down for an asian prez
😂 8 days = a week ?😅
The largest asian countries had the strickest lockdown procedures, not sure about this one.
8 days trial?
Oh hahahaha, asians work hard, I get it, hohohoho hehehehehe. I haven't heard that one….SINCE THE 1990’s!!
Gop backup king trump. Vote them out. 😂😂😂
It will be an Indian President. Asians cannot stand up to white abuse. Indians can because they sent the British out of India. Already had a Indian PM in England.
Fuck thanksgiving, ronnie wants to deliver the thanksdoing
Hell naw 😂😂😂😂
WA had an Asian American governor.
Shutdown. What shutdown. You work day and night 😂
Yeah didnt work out so well for San Francisco or the Bay Area. Ed Lee anyone?
FVCK yeah MVDAFVKAS... Had enough of donkeys and elephants, time to shut down the zoo
We need an Indian president.
Asia would then look at america and think, "well job asians."
Korean man here. Just saying, 90% of the asian politicians are leftists and horrible at management of anything.
Yeah cause look at xi jinping and kim jong un
Whos here on Christmas 2025
I arrived in Sydney on Good Friday one year and the only shop open was a Chinese shop.
As Asian I don't understand why Americans eat Turkeys. Poor Turkeys, they sacrifice themselves every year while chicken tastes so much better (sry Chicken). <br><br>And it seems Japanese people have made it a custom to eat Chicken in Thanksgiving
Aalu khaoge
Asian countries are fucked up with corrupt politicians as well tho..
Oh no lots of em is so corrupt. Not here in USA The fried rice is full of lies funny as a joke that's it.😊 I make killer flied lies.
2 words ANDREW YANG
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YES; LETS GET XI TO COME CREATE COMMUNISM HERE. TWO YEARS AGO, CHINA BOASTED A POPULATION OF 1 BILLION,433 MILLION WHAT IS IT TODAY? HOW ARE THE TOFU BUILDINGS HOLDING UP? HOW IS THE 3 GORGES DAM DOING?
I do honestly think officials shall at least have good math ability (like asians does).
Logic, like common sense doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden!!! (And yes: I don’t like turkey too)
why no cc? many of us need it because we are dead or hard of hearing. Please do cc for us. Thank you.
he was born in America. I'm shutting shut down. nevermind I dont know what I'd do
That was so funny. Thanksgiving means nothing to me.
I traveled to Korea recently. Beautiful, clean, safe, polite, fast-service, affordable, tasty, easy access—and yes open (not so much in rural areas).
Affordable, delicious and open!!! 😂😅🤣
This.... aged poorly. 😅
No, we need a Mexican one
Very timely for shutdown haha
I don't know but Chinese government doesn't seem to be working for their people...
Puuuuoooosh😂
You have a current President working very long hours! Unlike the last one!!!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RCeS1SVFNo&t=125">2:05</a> if your turkey is dry, you haven't been exposed to turkey baster technology yet
You do have an Asian president he's in China 😂
No way. Ever
What a beautiful citizen - intelligent and conscientious.
We need Japanese efficiency in government. Chinese shipping port fast and Korean ingenuity. Filipina nurses. Let's go!
“We’ll work while you’re eating”
True...<br>But Martial law however 😅
lol Japanese president is getting closer ❤😂❤ it’s 2025
Dude is liberal af
We don't need Asian anything
Remember the joke they told about the korean woman being sick and can't work...? They said that b1tch would work if she's dead...
Is funny until you see how China actually works.
Singapore. Thats a good example of what government can and should be. Government officials are compensated at competitive rates to private companies so the government end up getting top caliber executives to run it, and corruption is heavily penalized and nonsensical since the compensation is high enough to discourage anyone from risking the job with some bribes.
Yes sir, Vivek Ramaswamy (Asian).
As an Asian living in the Philippines, we work under pressure, low pressure, super typhoons, earthquakes and floods HAHAHAHA
Very efficient yes but that cheapness can drive ppl away eventually. lol
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