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Standard German is treated as ugly and boring by fools all over the world. It's NOT. German is one of the most frustrating languages I have ever studied, but al…
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<b>Sprich Deutsch, du [heartfelt compliment of your lineage]</b>
HAHAAAA at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=100">1:40</a>, you say V makes an f sound, yet in names like Vincent, it makes a w sound.
Lmao peak content
Okay, to be honest—I'm German, and watching a video in English with German text about German grammar probably did some damage to my brain. xD
I bin Österreicher und find dieses Video scho sehr lustig
Swabian here :3
Oiso mia hen jo scho schena wörta wia wappler oda fetznschädl. Des song eh nedda t w.. We... W<br>wuasch, ned so wichtig.<br>Grundsätzlich hostas owa guad troffn :)
I appreciate you making a video about the German language and not just using Germany to represent it but also include other German-speaking countries. Now to disappoint you: The <r> is not rolled in all of Switzerland.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=253">4:13</a> Let's go Kafka :D
Österreich erwähnt. Österreich glücklich.
I am German and I wasn't able to follow.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=58">0:58</a> Untrue. The ß predates the grammatical rule that defines when you use it (i.e. after an elongated vowel). The Eszett only serves this purpose since the reform of 1996 (Rechtschreibreform von 1996). If you read things written from before then, you see it more or less randomly.<br>Some instances I remember off the top of my head are: "Strasse" instead of "Straße", and "daß" instead of "dass", which you sometimes still see older people write today.
me watching as an austrian <3
Oh mein gott er hat uns! northern germans do the rolling r too, sometimes
Ahhh yes. Genetiv, sativa etc. - shit we learn in school and are forced to memorize and put onto the class tests and then forget the moment we're out
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=24">0:24</a> holly shit it actually works now i can finally pronounce the god damn ö
as a german this is very accurate lol
Was zidderstn ßo?
Analyzing the language, while fun and entertaining to some, is not necessary ar all to acquire the language - just if anyone got discouraged. Immersion is the way to do that and to "know the rules subconsciously", lil a native speaker
Bros English is more aggressive than his German 😂
swearing in german is awesome. SCHEIßVEREIN!
Genitiv ins Wasser weil es Dativ ist.
German native here. Learned at lot!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=104">1:44</a> your RP accent is top notch wow.
I actually learned things about my own language from this. Nice.
I genuinely didn't know any of this, I go with my gut feeling- but damn this would help a German learner so much
...Nein danke, I'm gonna stick to polski.
German teacher here, and this is the best video about German grammar you can ever find online.
Plot twist.<br><br>English is old German.
@<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=177">2:57</a> & <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=520">8:40</a> Austrian here, watched this video for exactly these statements and can confirm its true.<br>Very good friends roast/ragebait each other, but each time you have to comeback harder than your friend to show "dominance"......for fun......yes im dead serious, but actually there is no real intention of inflicting harm. I basically trashtalk to my friend nearly each day for 1 hour after work, then we call it a day and switch to a different topic.<br>Its similar on how australians talk, where you greet, even strangers, each other with "oi ye cunt". However, in austria, you dont say "Cunt/Fotze" to a stranger tho, unless you want some serious physical smoke.<br>Its also a "test" on how much "verbal pain" someone can endure and still be a good sport about it.....thats when you know you got a good friend.<br>For me and my friendgroup there is nearly nothing off topic, unless something very, very bad happend to one of us recently about a specific topic, thats where we generally draw the line.
This was so funny to watch as a German. Also, it's all true!!!
German isn't that rough sounding. Dutch is much more guttural.
“Scheich di du oaschloch” is actually a really nice greeting. You should try it out
Don't like standart German because it's killing my beloved Low Saxon
"Genuine Austrian dialects are actually further removed from Standard German than Danish is from Swedish — and Danish/Swedish are officially treated as separate languages. Shows how arbitrary the 'dialect vs. language' label really is; it's about politics and borders as much as linguistics."
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=28">0:28</a> says "können" wiþ a long ö<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=38">0:38</a> explains how þat's not how it's pronounced
Am Ende des Jahres.... GENITIV.... Am Anfang der Woche.... GENITIV
The way he's talking is taking me back to a certain... time.
Servas.<br>Schleich di du Oaschloch.<br>A typical conversation in Vienna. You gotta love their artificial politeness.
Ja perfekt erklärt Bruder
basically the bavarians are the scottish but worse
Standard German is an abomination and a major reason modern German dubs are absolute garbage. And I give them a shot now and again but by god. If any regular actor talked like the people in dubs they'd have to end their career now and there. How is this offense against the German language legal. I'd rather listen to the deepest Schwitzerdütsch, the thickest Bajuvarian than that crap.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=214">3:34</a> die Bezeichnung von diesen Sachen muss man nicht wissen. Ich weiß es nicht mehr. Hab das in der Grundschule gelernt. Ich habe ja auch Englisch gelernt, ich weiß nicht mehr wirklich wie genau man was jetzt macht beim Satzbau aber das kommt jetzt sowieso ganz von selbst. <br>Ich bin ein Deutscher 🇩🇪
Ayy brother congrats. You made a video that taught me some things about my mothergongue that I didn't know before while at the same time making me physically ill. You would be perfect as a teacher at my old school xD but jomes aside, while your style of editing is not my type, you probably do a great job at keeping the broken attention span of young people to teach them cool things about language, so keep it up!
Und wie mir immer gesagt wurde: "Gutes Deutsch ist würde-loses Deutsch"
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=101">1:41</a> wellllllllll....... as someone named valentin, i might have something to say about that
Your accent in german sounds russian lol
Du hast futur II vergessen
I am a native German speaker and I got scared because there's actually this many rules to my language. How do people manage to learn German...
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=87">1:27</a> casually dropping Fler lines.
Du hast Futur II vergessen du Pimmel👀 Aber netter Vortrag, er hat frei und offen gesprochen🧐👌
Warum schreit der Herr das ganze Video lang so?
I'm German and I don't understand a thing
ES GEHT UMS PRINZIP
Beidl represent 🫡 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=513">8:33</a>
Hier ein deutscher Kommentar, für alle die gerade Deutsch lernen und die Kommentare übersetzen.
I miss ‘Futur 2’
THIS VIDEO IS UTTERLY UNHINGED 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the German language, its very poetic and gentle.
Oh, I it was just ne (native german speaker) that cannot rrrroll the r-sound, I just sound like I am choking.<br><br>Also did we forget "Plusquamperfekt" and "Futur II"?
Yes, this is correct.<br>A satisfactory Video.
I thought this was about Nietzsche😭
I literally understand none of this and German is my native language
nice. just a german randomly clicking on this video to see "what's up"... and right out the gate you hit me with the umlaut-formula. you got me. i have been thinking about this for years... that is a great way to learn it.
bro Schweiz ist alles, aber kein Sprachparadies XD Man muss Deutsch können und dann nochmal verlernen um Schweizerdeutsch zu verstehen
Liro-Larum: Diese Kommentarsektion gehört uns Deutschen.
Zeig mir deine Ware.
Joa, gibt's nichts zu meckern, Digga. Jut jemacht.
It's been like a year since I started learning german. At first it wasn't quite enjoyable not gonna lie but it gets more and more fun since i can speak a bit now lol
im german and i dont get it.
Why do i ( as a German) get this Video recommended... Its 3 in the morning and I have to Go to work at 6 .... Why am i even warching this.<br><br><br>Anyway -> <br>Still very accurate depiction of the German language
Wow... i learned something about the german language in this video... Only problem... I am german so... is that something good or bad?
you got your h sound wrong lol. Simple h like in Hund (or english height) is just an h but the ch bro we have three of those Ich - Nacht - Buch, english got none of those<br>btw the word order in the sentence after the verb isn't that fixed. <br>Normal sentence:<br>Ich gab meiner Mutter gestern Abend einen Apfel.<br>Ich gab meine Mutter einen Apfel gestern Abend.<br>Gestern Abend gab ich meiner Mutter einen Apfel.<br>Gestern Abend gab ich einen Apfel meiner Mutter.<br>Meiner Mutter gab ich gestern Abend einen Apfel.<br>Meiner Mutter gab ich einen Apfel gestern Abend.<br>Question:<br>Gab ich meiner Mutter gestern Abend einen Apfel?<br>Gab ich meiner Mutter einen Apfel gestern Abend?<br>Gab ich einen Apfel gestern Abend meiner Mutter?<br>Gab ich einen Apfel meiner Mutter gestern Abend?<br>Gab ich gestern Abend meiner Mutter einen Apfel?<br>Gab ich gestern Abend einen Apfel meiner Mutter?<br><br>All of the above are correct geman sentences. The word order changes the emphasis of the sentence.<br>oh and comma saves lives... the difference between you eat your grandfather and you eat with your grandfather<br>Komm, wir essen Opa! <br>Komm wir essen, Opa!
I am native german and i am terrified by my mother language xD I dont think it sounds aggressive buuuut close? It would be to much to learn and i, as a non christian, do 3 cross signs and thank the universe for making me german and not someone who learns it xD
As a German I only understood like half and the other half I learned just now
Diese Kommentarsektion ist Eigentum der Republik Deutschland🇩🇪🇩🇪🫡
German here <br><br>TIL how to use nominative dative genitiv
We are like italians we speak as its written. <br>Not this stupid english inconsistency in pronounciation.... <br>dumb<br>numb<br>In german we would prounounce them same, cause its written same-
"v"'s pronunciation depends. Generally, if the word has germanic origin, it's "f" but if it's from a romance language (or from English, I guess).
Germans don't only tend to pronounce g as ch at the end of those words, it's even the standard pronounciation for words that end with "-ig" :) This is the standard transcription: [ˈkøːnɪç]
xD thank ya.. from austria.. that explains this fckng ß🎉
Don't let yourself be fooled. We only use this lesser form of German to communicate across different regions and with institutions. Beamtendeutsch gehört in die Tonne!
Des Genitivs Tod wird eines jeden Deutschlerners Frohlocken sein :)
What amazes me about this video is that I am a native speaker, but I had no Idea that most of these rules actually existed. I had no Idea that this language has such a (relatively) clear structure.
Gut das ich kein Deutsch lernen muss
I seem to not even speak my mother tongue... Great video, your German is beautiful btw!
I literally can't roll my Rs, I have no idea why, everyone around me always could but I never managed to do it
Franzosen GRRRRRRR
is it me or is Hurensohn just a standard Greeting where i live?
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=160">2:40</a><br>Just self checked, its true.
You can also find conjugated verbs in initial position in certain conditional clauses (like in English!) :)<br>"Hätte er Tomaten gekauft, könnten wir Gazpacho machen"<br>"Had he bought tomatoes, we could make gazpacho"
Even though I am a native german speaker this video gave me whiplash. Loved it.
As a german, i never knew how complicated it must be to learn german as a foreigner
Low german also exists and it is classified as a language
Rolling the R I think would be more common now if doing it didn’t make us sound like a certain someone
Nietzche: "du wirst schmerz wissen"
I know this is very bloody unrelated to most things here but: somewhere between <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=200">3:20</a> and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFMbQyGZno&t=215">3:35</a> there is a alarm or siren like soundeffect used for comic effect and I can for the life of me not remember where I know it from.<br>Someone pleaaaaaase help me figure out what it's from
Schleich di du Oarschloch :D Is that an Austria reference?
Woooah my name is Özge and it's always been a nightmare to describe Ö to foreigners. Thanks for the hint❤
Hey, can you guys remind me who this comment section belongs to, because I forgot?
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