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Jordan Klepper gets into the headlines: Famously pro-Hispanic President Trump hosts a Hispanic Heritage Month event at the White House, and even invents a new s…
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They bounce,?
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuiWyrR2bY&t=92">1:32</a> "I mean, other than the people building the thing right?"
Trump made it sound like the ballroom has the pit from 300 and the Hispanics are gonna fall into it
Anyone else find it just bizarre that in a room of 30 or so reporters every single one is just holding up their phone? I know it used to be a photographer and a reporter with a notebook. I'd want to burn the phone this was recorded on.. yueck....
I think Josh should have spent more than five minutes practicing with those things...
Game stop Gadaffi and smash mouth cover band😂😂😂 I lost it.
So does that mean Hegseth is resigning?
Josh brought out the nunchucks!!!! I've been waiting for this.
A new project is " the best minds to study the future of warfare?"<br>I would have thought they were already doing that at the Pentagon, like...for years. <br>Decades even.
The first people of consequence feels like anyone who has gone in before, like the people who built it are loser no bodies.
Newt believes we are in the End Times.<br>He wants it to be, the End Times.<br><br>Not great for our future.
"...to study the future of warfare..." Ummmmmm..... not something the Pentagon should already have been doing??? 😅😂
Has CokeSeth started to use the same orange Tan?<br>If we like the Daily Show and we like the host of the day but we cannot stand the subject of the day are we still supposed to hit the thumbs up button ?<br>I'm gonna do what I would otherwise 👍🏻
GameStop Gaddafi 😂
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE
How about no drunks?
We need to treat Pistol Pete's outrageous statements like weather alerts- mostly annoying, occasionally, dangerous and best ignored. He brings a unique combination of absolute confidence and total ignorance to public office. He doesn't just cross the line; He sprints past it, sets it on fire and then blames the line for being there.
So the people at Xi's dinner were the first to see the ballroom, but this room of people was also the first?? The key to a successful lie is remembering what you said the first time and not contradicting yourself the next day.
I keep hearing "Project Floridian" 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, I know a couple roofers who walked away from falls with no issues. 🤣
More of the best? Sigh
Is hegseth auditioning to be an Oompa-Loompa?
Project Meridian, where the old go to cosplay relevant, the techbros play pretend big baddy edgelord, and they claim credit for feeble silly things that have nothing serious to do with future war. It’s low testosterone theater wrapped around even more grift and transfers of taxpayer Treasury into personal crypto.
Wait didn't trump just tell the attendees at the ball for his beloved friend and the leader of the largest Communist country in the world Xi Jinping, that they would be the first to see his unfinished ballroom?
Gloss over no wimps no radicals?
"Newt" Gingrich last appeared as a Galapagos turtle a century ago. The best? Really?
Why does Kegsbreath always look like his suits are tailored at JC Penny?
I couldn’t stop laughing. 😂
Lets not become complacent that the right is imploding. Remember that the Right (along with many independents) has a loyal base that still loves Trump and his sycophants at an 80% support rate. And those Republicans and Independents that do change their minds regarding Trump et al simply will Not Vote. Please Vote in November, it needs to be overwhelming!
Trump is such a racist
Because everything Republicans say and do is perpetrated in BAD FAITH.
Didn't he already let Xi tour the new ballroom last week?
Those people in uniform standing up for hegseth is nauseating. Are they required to do that? It makes them look so weak and even silly.
Amerigo Vespucci
The hypocrisy is unreal!!!
Will every soldier get a make-up room, like Pete has?
Hey Pete, I think the last Christian Crusade left about 1320. But if you're quick you might be able to catch up with it in Aquitaine.
Pete Hegginseth future is a armed robot watching tou work. And forcing you to buy patriot products.
Hegseth tried visually "plagurising" oscar winning Patton - speech scene. Pathetic.
Putin wakes up happy every day. His useful buddy in the White House is now busy destroying the US army.
My grandpa bounced so hard over that southern border that I was eventually born in Oregon to talk trash about maga today. Let's hear it for Hispanic toughness.
Simps are allowed I guess like he simps for his boss
He told Xi Jinping he was going to be the first person to see the ballroom last week.
I'm surprised he didn't walk out with 2 white handled revolvers like Patton?🤡
Nunchucks
Isn't Hegseth a wierdo?
Don't blame the Bible for Hegseth's nuttiness. He got there on his own.
What's a beardo?
Hegseth is a loser.
Thats a new one I didn't know we were bouncy🤔
His Three Horse “Men” of Apocalypse
I thought CONALD invited the Chinese from his state dinner to view the BALLROOM 😂 DAYS BEFORE THE HISPANICS 😂. I GUESS CHI WASN'T INTERESTED 😂. ❤and Peace from N.W.Ontario Canada
Hegseth the Hypocrite. Hopefully the U.S. military will survive his cruel, immature antics.
Palmer Lucky? I'm getting tired of having to learn new characters in the Trump cinematic universe. They've already got more than a full cast, and some of the characters just suddenly leave with no explanation and are never relevant to the plot again, like Sean Spicer
Who does this Palmer guy think we are… The US is already the world’s gun store. Who is supplying Israel? Who’s supplying Ukraine? Who’s supplying Saudi Arabia and Egypt? Who supplies Pakistan? And who has for decades who has been supplying and providing the defense umbrella for both Japan and South Korea?……We Are! Certainly, some of these countries have reversed engineered, or are capable of manufacturing some of their own weapons for themselves, but they all receive considerable defense funding, military support and weapons from the US.
Fantastic!
Wait, Newt Gingrich is still alive??????!!!
He literally said that to Xi at the state dinner the other day.
So who is that kids dad? Creating vr headset doesn't make him qualified at all to sell guns he never used lol
Hahahaha lunch break from <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuiWyrR2bY&t=100">1:40</a> to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuiWyrR2bY&t=95">1:35</a>... 🙄🙄
I've seen that oculus guy! he was briefly mentioned on the newest elephant graveyard video.
Are those the nunchucks that Josh got for his last meal?
Makes more sense to be the worlds gun store than being the worlds police that nobody asked for.
I got bingo! Bingo! I didn't realize I had a potential winner when I got martial arts on my card.
I flash all my ballroom at Trump on the tv everyday. While doing full helicopter...It's interpretive dance really.
Thank you for helping me understand our crazy government now
Another day, another embarrassment.
These folks are literally cartoon characters...
Why didn't you mention that he just showed the balroom to the Presient of China-BEFORE this group?
why do Hegseth's hands look like mannequin hands? Just askin'
If you live in Hakeem Jefferies district. Do NOT vote for him as hard as it is vote for opponate no matter how bad they are it will be better than voting for Dems weakest link, Hakeem Jefferies along with Schumer will destroy the Democrats the way Trump destroyed republicans.
Who gives an eff about his frickin ballroom? I don't really care, do you?
Josh bringing out the nunchucks 🔥🔥🔥
BLAT! 👁️ BLAT! 👁️<br>BLAT! 👁️ BLAT! 👁️<br>BLAT! 👁️ 😂😂😂
Cerimedo<br>Cerimedo & CIA <br>Cerimedo and drug trafficking<br>Cerimedo partner of trump family
Didn’t he already give Xi and company a tour of the construction site?
Religious fanatic said what? What happened to the separation of church and state? Is he legally allowed to be talking about religion publicly or am I the only Christian who thinks this is wrong? Is he trying to restart the crusades?
Luckey looks like a mashup of Brendan Fraser in Encino Man and Matt Dillon in Something About Mary.
Was Hegseth going for the George C.Scott potrayal General Patton from the 1970s move Patton and a mix George C. Scotts character Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson from his 1964 movie Dr.Strangelove ?
Josh Johnson is a national treasure and we need to protect him at all costs. Also, I would like the outtakes of him using those nunchucks.
Hegseth is straight up Kevin Spacey's neighbor in American Beauty, chamge my mind.
Josh brought out his nunchuck skills....at the end. I was going to say I hope Ashley doesn't see this but there was some skill there.
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE
Not sure who's the biggest Karen, Hegseth or Trump.<br>Such insane shallower than skin deep superficialness from both.
I thought he said that Biden opened the door for all of the Hispanics people to get in. Now he’s opening the doors for them. Lol.
Don't you know that Bumbles bounce?
SI. <br>A huge sigh and rolling of the eyes
I know you're trying to be funny but Palmer Freeman Luckey is one of Americas most brilliant entrepreneurs who can help modernize the military to future technologies in robotics and AI. Along with Elon Musk we have a fighting chance against the brilliant advances being made by China. American's who have never visited China and who are unaware need to take this matter seriously.
No weirdos?!😂
Josh Johnson is pretty fkn cool lol..
Hegseth, those are NOT the 3 top minds in the US!
It sayeth in Leviticus 19:27: "You shall not shave around the sides of your head, nor shall you disfigure the edges of your beard." But nobody told Hegseth. Or the goggle dude.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuiWyrR2bY&t=335">5:35</a> Are you f-ing kidding me????
That effin ballroom 🙃😒🙄
Luckey is a collector of military vehicles; he owns a Mark V Special Operations Craft that he bought from the US Navy, two submarines, six helicopters, including a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk, among other items
those 3 picks for top minds are clearly raigebait from trump lol what is happening
Human vape pen!! 😂😂😂
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuiWyrR2bY&t=290">4:50</a> Well I know that's not true, America's best minds are currently working multiple minimum wage jobs to make ends meet after their funding got cut by morons.
So when is he going to get jd to shave his beard?
Ditto😉
