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Jon Stewart examines the limits of Republican allegiance to Trump after his weekend of wooing President Xi with granite, helipads, and an exclusive tour of the …
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Trump was showing Xi the house that he and China will get pretty cheap after the US becomes Trump 7th official bankruptcy.
Susan Collins literally looks like Lucy all grown up
Who is tying America's shoe for her? This HURT to watch
MAGA: We hate China<br>Donakd: I love China<br>MAGA: We love China
I thinks this is actually okay since Trump said this is a military operation with Iran officially even he did slipped up a couple times by calling it a war. And we're a country representing freedom, so we can sell it to whoever we want right?
Shrodinger’s Collins.
Collins is horrible! All concern, no action! Mainer here too, knocking doors to vote her out!`
I'm sure they dropped nanobots to infiltrate us
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Lawd, Jon Stewart’s commentary is just excellent…it provokes questions which are essential right now. <br>👏🇺🇸🙏🏻
lol, Jon with Kimmel remain the BEST.....
There's a great deal of wishful thinking in many of the commentators saying T is at death's door. Yes, he shows many signs of dementia but otherwise, for 80+ he looks not too bad. 😢😢😢
The anecdotes in Xi's autobiography years later 😂
It is no secret that the United States exported 24 S-70C helicopters to China in the 1980s.
That Chuck Todd line was savage lol
I love the exchange between Xi and his translator<br>Trump:....he is an expert in granite<br>Translator: ???.... [in Chinese] he thinks you are an expert in granite<br>Xi:[smothers smile]... [quickly returns to normal poker face]
We no longer have a Republican Party.
Does anyone doubt the possibility that TACO thought he was hosting the President of Taiwan half the time, during this visit?
Smiling Friends Season 2 Episode 2 is probably not something the bulk of you will find entertaining, but Trump’s incessant cringe reminds me of it.<br><br>Granite?!
The press "crying wolf" all day long is going to make us miss something really important when it happens. Is Medias Touch writing everyone's headlines now?
Do we have the stupidest President or what? I bet President Xi thinks so.
182k views and more than 10k likes in less than an hour 🎉 Let’s keep it going people 💪
The ingrained stupidity in these politicians is astounding
Trump presenting the white house as a real state agent to Xi Jinping
did he ask about great wall
Love you Jon, greetings from <a href="http://s.wales/">S.Wales</a> 💙
It's always fun hearing every month that his approval rating has dropped, and people are abandoning him. "His approval rating has dropped to only 30%!!!!" It's always been ~30%. He won with only ~30% of eligible votes. His approval rating isn't going down. He's not getting less popular among his followers. But the news media keeps trying to convince us it's true. And people keep falling for it.
we could really use some comedy right now... but unfortunately MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!
Trump looked like he just wanted Xi to scratch him behind the ear and give him a treat. If Trump had a tail it would be wagging like crazy.
And maga still believe trump hate china 🤣🤣
Knowing that he's thinking, "OK, the Americans have become completely ridiculous" is rather chilling.
I'm sorry but you're displaced and you don't need to be representing us
Maine, end the gravy train for Collins please.
Wow John 🎉❤
Trump is not only ruining this country he is embarrassing us while he does it.
How is Collins getting any votes? She speaks like a scared grandma trying to change the channel on her TV. She has no presence.
Tell em, Jon! 😂
Everybody's laughing in your face behind your back
The only one that makes sense of this administration. Tks Jon
Although toilet paper sold in the U.S. is manufactured domestically, American producers rely heavily on lumber-rich Canada for raw wood pulp and timber. The U.S. imposed a 50% tariff on Canadian imports, including chemical bleached softwood pulp (NBSK) which is vital for making tissue and paper goods. The U.S. imported $328 million worth of finished toilet paper from Canada in 2024 alone.<br>Canada : and it is still Lake Ontario, losers.
Xi has the same face. Emotional range of a tofu! Imaging Susa Collins and RFK in the same room. The conversation will last 30 years!
❤ 🇺🇸 WE LOVE YOU TRUMP! 🇺🇸 ❤
Imagine if Biden had offered to sell weapons to China...?<br>Fox (Faux), and Republicans would have lynched him. But it's okay if conmander and thief bonespurs does it. <br>Their 'dear leader.'
USA ( DonOLDs regime ) have borrowed so much money from China, that China practicaly owns USA. <br>and the republican parti is owned by Russia. we know, because republicans does what russa wish in the war against Ukraine
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“I am outraged!! Now I will continue doing nothing about it just like I have all the other times!!!”
🤣🤣Love it 💙🌊💪🌊💙
As much as I appreciate what you do .... this is not funny anymore.
Missed opportunity. "National security is the reason we're paying 600 million dollars for the 200 million dollar ballroom."
Maga's staying power is the racism that unites them. It's difficult for a racist to change.
Brilliantly argued, excellently executed
he's going home, saying "our intelligence assessment was right - he lost his marbles"
Collins is laughing all the way to the bank
Chairman Xi is a canny operator with an excellent b/s detector. He got to the top of China's politics. ❤25 47 😂😂😂
Thank you, Jon. For putting this out there, especially MSNOW that pretends to be superior journalists.
White, Rich men in America will never ever agree to anything less than pure Capitalism. It makes them royalty. The GOP is designed to protect that. 5 of the SCOTUS will never relinquish their power.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31fBMgYfWY&t=67">1:07</a> more like, do you see McConnell over there?
Susan Collins has dementia she should step down retire be carried out,or admitted to a living facility
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31fBMgYfWY&t=125">2:05</a> dwarf fortress ahh description
Matching suits and ties, how precious
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31fBMgYfWY&t=289">4:49</a> I bet Xi told Trump, “I’ll take you up on that offer. I’ll take one of every weapon you’ve got.” 😂
TY from Corvallis Oregon 😊💙🗳💙✌️💙😊
I'm sure Xi enjoyed this visit enormously. The number of funny party anecdotes he'll have to make back home...
every last member of upper govt needs to be fired and start over!
My birthday is the 29th, thank you John for coming into work today!
No one is harder on China than Trump. 🤷🏻♂️
WHAT THE FXXK!! Jesus. So corrupt.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31fBMgYfWY&t=262">4:22</a> Xi Epstein , I've been saying it wrong all this time. Mazeltov!
Susan Collins talks at half speed now...
Collen's voted no to release the Epstein files and hard drives - WHO WOULD DO THAT???<br>repubs are zombies - WE ARE ALL IN DANGER!!!<br><b>send all trumps to Iran and jail for the enablers!!! OR WE LOSE!!!</b>
Id rather live in China than United America in a State.
High time you learned how to accurately pronounce "Xi".
100%
I love you Mr.Stewart😂😂😂❤❤
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31fBMgYfWY&t=108">1:48</a> Xi must be like, we can't get our helipads this flat in China, this is the best helipad I have ever seen
Establishment dems are just diet republican cola. Liberal media is an entire scam.
This is not hard to understand. Trump doesn’t give a sh*t about the US. He doesn’t give a sh*t about foreign policy, US national security, or even the war. His only interest is making himself more billions through corruption and bribes. The entire Iran war is because Zionist donors gave him $250M for his campaign. Look it up it’s not a secret.
No - they won’t desert Trump - because lord knows he has his faults, but at least he’s not that despicable Joe Biden. Smdh I truly wish someone could peel their blinders off
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There is only one way that MAGA voters and Republican politicians would break with Trump, and that's if he uttered the following: "I voted for Barack Obama both times and consider him to be a great president."
Even "rolling out the red carpet" was about as pathetic as his military parade
It’s over for us 😅
Trump managed to make Xi get second hand embarrassment
Of course Xi loves granite, he's primarily composed of it.
Troy Jackson is going to need a lot of help, sadly seems like he's listening to the establishment consultants lately :/
Cheeto Benito is Mussolini reincarnated where they both sought to force the free press to work for the state propaganda juggernaut. Mussolini systematically dismantled and prosecuted the independent Italian press between 1923 and 1926 to transition Italy from a democracy into a totalitarian dictatorship. Mandatory Party Registration (1925–1928): In December 1925, the regime decreed that all practicing journalists had to register with the Fascist Party to maintain employment. By 1928, an official Professional Register of Journalists (Albo professionale dei giornalisti) was formed. Anyone deemed "incompatible" with national interests was permanently banned from the profession. The High Commission for the Press (1929): Mussolini established centralized bureaus (which later evolved into the Ministry of Popular Culture) to issue daily directives (veline) instructing papers exactly what to print, how to frame headlines, and which negative stories (like local crimes or military defeats) to completely ignore.
And they call us Communists? 😂
You're not supposed to get caught selling weapons to both sides! Trump a war lord 😂
Historically, Trump always talked a big game prior to meeting a dictators of Russia, China, and North Korea but upon actually meeting them, his fiery rhetoric then becomes barely a whimper and he becomes a fan boy.
it was interesting that Trump dressed in the same tie and jacket colour that Xi was wearing
Yep Jon, well said!
Cartoon President: Donald J. Trump
Never stop your enemy when they are making a mistake, like selling u their weapons 😂
Matching outfits? Blue suit & purple tie. Vote 💙
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31fBMgYfWY&t=290">4:50</a> Who is the news reporter? Does she only have one arm?
Fool me once… fools can’t get fooled again. Heh heh
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Jon didn't even mention Susan's $$$$ corruption.
In regards of the orange old man: Evil cannot create; it can only destroy.
Agreed
