South Africa Sessions: R2-D2 Would Roast You on a Date ft. Sizwe Dhlomo

Hau Anisasho Siz is here

😂😂😂 kids are ALOT

Love this men conversation about men LOOKSMAXING

Eugene’s laugh gets me everytime 🤣😂😭

Sizwe! I'm so glad he's back on the pod 🎉🎉🎉

Guys this is such a random conversation 😂how did we move from beard implants to foreskin Aowa banna

This is Sizwe’s place but I can’t prove it😅

Aliens from Hammanskraal 😂😂😂

I would love to learn/know some of the swahili or whichever language they are using. Maybe a text box explaining it.

Fun maybe fact ? We have the same ammount of hair as other primates, what changes is the thickness and length.

Sizwe really want to go to Turkey 🇹🇷 for hair transplant for his bald head. Let do a series going to Turkey 🇹🇷 for a man makeover please.

Nope...dimples and beards are contraindicated

Circumcision is the topic 😂

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 E X C I T E D. 📍✨️🥹

😂😂😂😂 Eugene is getting crazier by the day😂😂😂😂😂

Trevor, you have pornstache, and it’s sexy. 😉😅🤞🫣 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=946">15:46</a>

Eugene 😂😂😂😂😂.

Listened first on Spotify this morning and i want to say i imagined all your faces during the jokes 😂

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=852">14:12</a> - my only rebuttal to this theory is why didn’t they speak Vernac when they were in the CBD in the first Avengers? 🧐

Trevor think skrepot= head hair, steel wool=beard head 😅😂 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=814">13:34</a>

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Sizweeeeee! It&#39;s been a minute. He is one of my favorite people.

Sizwe looking chunky

This conversation needed a braai and some cold drinks😅😂😂😂 Cause I&#39;m too sober for this conversation 🤞😅 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=348">5:48</a>

I forgot how Trevor is , the alien response 😂😂😂

Less than 10mins in and I can’t breathe I’m laughing so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CAN WE GET MACG!? SINCE YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO THEM

I’m early! 😂 I already knew I had to be here early because I know he’s in South Africa. And whenever he’s in South Africa, he’s with his friends — and those are always the best podcasts! 🔥 ......

😂😂 long legs and short torso - that would look weird.

📖 Beard Trends and Circumcision Regrets (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM">0:00</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=271">4:31</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=205">3:25</a> Cultural Shifts in Grooming and Tradition<br>📖 Beard Growth and Skin Graft Analogies (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=271">4:31</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=499">8:19</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=326">5:26</a> Hair Follicle Grafting and Scarring<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=392">6:32</a> Armpit Skin Grafts and Sensation<br>📖 Hair Texture Zones and Evolution (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=499">8:19</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=811">13:31</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=599">9:59</a> Hair Texture Differences and Transplant Matching<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=671">11:11</a> Beard Hair Texture and Evolution<br>📖 Alien Invasion Beard Roast and Hair Transplant Tech (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=811">13:31</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1079">17:59</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=910">15:10</a> Beard Growth and Hair Transplant Concerns<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=983">16:23</a> Lewis Hamilton Hairline Evolution<br>📖 Body Modification Limits and Aging (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1079">17:59</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1377">22:57</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1147">19:07</a> Body Proportions and Limb Length<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1230">20:30</a> Youth Physique and Mental Maturity<br>📖 Aging, Physical Fitness, and Body Types (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1377">22:57</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1646">27:26</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1516">25:16</a> Polynesian Physiques and Body Types<br>📖 Alien Encounters and Historical Perspectives (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1646">27:26</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2184">36:24</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1814">30:14</a> Eugene&#39;s Alien Encounter in New York Bodega<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=1922">32:02</a> Alien Beliefs and Historical First Contact<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2084">34:44</a> Aliens and Parallel Timelines<br>📖 Quantum Leaping, Aliens, and Elon Musk&#39;s Bamboozlement (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2184">36:24</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2489">41:29</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2300">38:20</a> Elon Musk&#39;s Bamboozlement and Tesla&#39;s Legacy<br>📖 Elon Musk&#39;s Vision and Alien Disclosure (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2489">41:29</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2793">46:33</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2598">43:18</a> Technological Advancement and Alien Possibility<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2698">44:58</a> Earth&#39;s Comfort vs Space Exploration<br>📖 Human Limitations and Robot Design in Star Wars (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2793">46:33</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3078">51:18</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=2982">49:42</a> R2-D2&#39;s Witty Roasting and Interstellar Paradox<br>📖 Movies That Shift Perspective And Plane Watching Strategy (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3078">51:18</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3328">55:28</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3219">53:39</a> Optimizing In-Flight Movie Sequencing<br>📖 Documentary Viewing Habits and New York Freedom (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3328">55:28</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3584">59:44</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3426">57:06</a> Apple Card Partnership and New York Vibes<br>📖 Xenophobia, Soft Targets, and Patriarchy (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3584">59:44</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3908">1:05:08</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3708">1:01:48</a> Societal Soft Targets and Patriarchy<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3810">1:03:30</a> Patriarchy and Lashing Out at Soft Targets<br>📖 Immigration Hypocrisy and Economic Frustration (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=3908">1:05:08</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4264">1:11:04</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4081">1:08:01</a> Moral Hypocrisy in Immigration<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4163">1:09:23</a> Frustration and Service Delivery Protests<br>📖 Media Distortion of South African Labor Protests (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4264">1:11:04</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4563">1:16:03</a>)<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4391">1:13:11</a> Media Profit Incentives and Labor Exploitation<br>📖 News Profitability and the Death of Nuance (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4563">1:16:03</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4884">1:21:24</a>)<br>├─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4688">1:18:08</a> Capitalism&#39;s Impact on News Integrity<br>└─ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=4795">1:19:55</a> Christopher Nolan and African Cinema

&quot;JACKET&quot;😂😂😂Another South African Edition. I know im going to laugh and lean...mostly laugh

Yesssss I was just re-watching the episode with Sizwe and Anele, he was so funny there

It’s like you knew that the next guest I was hoping for was Sizwe 😂 I feel like this is gonna be my favorite podcast episode of the year… let’s go!

Wait so lasering beards is normal??

I missed &quot;That is funny&quot; phrase by Sizwe

Type of Trio i need to be in

Not me, touching my elbow like a fool😒🙆

Ayoba, we are on.

😊

Ifana nama Dredlock, initially it was never considered professional to have Dreds until we saw the other Sizwe Mabena with them Dreds then a lot of the girls were like: We need to fight for our freedom to have them Dreds. 😁😁😁

&quot;That&#39;s funny!!!&quot;...oh Sizwe😂😂😂

uggh this making me want to go to SA so bad! It look&#39;s so beautiful 😍

Early bird

Early gang here🎉🎉😂 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXjw_89znM&amp;t=88">1:28</a>

We have Trevor Noah at home and Trevor Noah at home is off the hook ❤️✌🏾🫶🏾

I’m early! 😂 I already knew I had to be here early because I know he’s in South Africa. And whenever he’s in South Africa, he’s with his friends — and those are always the best podcasts! 🔥

Let&#39;s gooo!!!

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